⚙️ SmackTalk — Backend Setup Required

This page is live but not yet wired to a backend. To activate order collection, deploy the Google Apps Script below and paste the web app URL into the SMACKTALK_EP constant at the top of the <script> block in this file.

1. Open a new Google Sheet (or the one you want to use for SmackTalk orders).
2. Click Extensions → Apps Script.
3. Paste the code below, replacing any starter code.
4. Click Deploy → New deployment → Web app.
5. Set Execute as: Me — Who has access: Anyone.
6. Click Deploy, authorize access, then copy the web app URL.
7. Paste that URL as the value of SMACKTALK_EP in smacktalk.html and redeploy the site.

function doGet(e) {
  const p  = e.parameter;
  const ss = SpreadsheetApp.getActiveSpreadsheet();
  let sheet = ss.getSheetByName('SmackTalk Orders');
  if (!sheet) {
    sheet = ss.insertSheet('SmackTalk Orders');
    sheet.appendRow(['Order #','Submitted','Victim','Occasion','Other Occasion','Details','Sound','Delivery Email','Notes']);
  }
  sheet.appendRow([
    p.order_num || '',
    p.submitted || '',
    p.victim    || '',
    p.occasion  || '',
    p.other_occ || '',
    p.details   || '',
    p.sound     || '',
    p.email     || '',
    p.notes     || ''
  ]);
  MailApp.sendEmail(
    'smacktalk@bloomsongstudio.com',
    'New SmackTalk Order \u2014 ' + (p.order_num || ''),
    'Order: '    + (p.order_num || '')                          + '\n' +
    'Victim: '   + (p.victim    || '')                          + '\n' +
    'Occasion: ' + (p.occasion  || '') +
      (p.other_occ ? ' \u2014 ' + p.other_occ : '')            + '\n' +
    'Sound: '    + (p.sound     || '')                          + '\n' +
    'Delivery email: ' + (p.email || '')                        + '\n\n' +
    'Details:\n' + (p.details  || '')                           + '\n\n' +
    'Notes: '    + (p.notes    || 'None')                       + '\n\n' +
    'Submitted: '+ (p.submitted || '')
  );
  return ContentService.createTextOutput('ok');
}